The Sultanate of Khaled Music is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.112 billion Khaled Musicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All WE DO IS WIN. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khaled Musician economy, worth 453 trillion Beats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,859 Beats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaled Music's national animal is the fatass lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khaledism.

Khaled Music is ranked 9,812^th in the world and 17^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 162.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.